Wednesday, January 25, 2012

A Declaration


  • The following is a portion of email correspondence between my brother and I.  It's written sort of ranty, I know, but that's how it came out when I originally wrote the email last September.  Let me preface this by saying that my brother and I have a wonderful relationship despite some fundamental differences on this very subject. He is an intelligent man, an good father, and wonderful husband.   I found myself reading these the other day, and felt compelled to share this one. It was my first vocalization, my first declaration to my brother that I had in fact decided to call a duck a duck (the duck being myself) 

  •    Look, I'm an atheist because actions speak louder then prayer. Because aligning myself morally with groups that preach misogyny, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia more than reason, logic science and tolerance seems medieval at best.  I'm not saying that all people who adhere to any sort of religious dogmas are "evil" or "ignorant".  I am saying that for those people who are not, I find it amazing that they WOULD! My success is my doing, so are my failures.  People can do wonderful things without religion.  In any other aspect of humanity, if we took things we knew 2,000 years ago and still did them today, we would consider those people fools at best.  If a parent took a child to get bled by leaches to cure a fever instead of giving the child Tylenol, WOW there would be some fuss! But let a President of The United States of America say that he's prayed, and going to war is what god told him to do, we (figuratively as a country) wave flags, sing God Bless America and load the guns...  Strictly as literature the Bible (which ever version you read) is an incredible work.  Same as the Qu'ran, the Torah, the Book of Mormon, the Tipitaka and so on.  Can we really take these things seriously and literally anymore??  I would hope not.  Do a little pokin around on the interwebs.  Everyday,  every single day, religions rules and dogmas are the cause for murder, mutilation, and torture committed against men, women and children. EVERYDAY!  Please don't come back with "serial killers" or atheists who have committed crimes against humanity. The statistics are overwhelming.  These institutions (not the occasional nut jobs) are preaching from a perceived position of authority claiming that homosexuality is abhorrent and unnatural, that women are lesser humans, and should be treated as such and that nonbelievers should be killed.  They protect pedophiles in their midst, and they teach that when the world ends (however it does) it's a good thing because eternal life is waiting for them!  They fight scientific progress with rabble rousing and fear.  How many of these ideals are conducive (in your opinion) to humanities success and survival?  I won't bug you anymore with this.  I love you, and I love your family as well.  Not much could ever change that.  Maybe we should go play 9, drink some beers and not talk about anything important.  

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

School Is My Second Favorite Place To Get My Christ On! (part 2)

  Just a quick update.  The meeting with the school counselor went fairly well. I was satisfied with the attention that was given to the events, and I feel like they took me seriously.  Come to find out, the school counselor is the son of a baptist minister.  Awkward...  ha ha ha.  My son has said that the harassment has stopped inside the classroom, but he still catches some shit in the halls.  I was told  the President of the Christian club talked to the  members about tolerance of other peoples beliefs (funny, huh).  His teacher pulled him aside the next day after class and feigned shock while apologizing, (not admitting complicity, obviously).  I'm watching the situation like a hawk, and I'm looking forward to Thursday and parent teacher conferences.  Thanks for all of your support on this one (all though the grammar Nazis can simmer down a bit).

The Evil Atheist Majority Feeding Christians to Lions

  Can I get an amen?  no, okay.  I'm getting pretty tired of reading about and hearing from politicians and christian leaders that say the persecution of their religion is the single most dangerous enemy to this country.  I'd like to take a look at some percentages, some definitions (I know, facts have never been a real big thing with religion in general.) and see if we can shed some light on the atrocities committed by atheists against the poor christian minority....
Defintion of minority
1   a: the period before attainment of majority
     b: the state of being a legal minor
2   : the smaller number of two groups constituting a whole; specifically : a group having less    then  the number of votes necessary for control
3   a: a part of the population differing from others in some characteristics and often subjected to differential treatment 
     b : a member of a minority group. 
  With nearly 78% of adult Americans* self identifying as Christian, I can't see how Christians can consider themselves a minority by any stretch of the imagination (unless they are speaking strictly about their individual brand, of which if you are christian and protestant you are in the majority no matter how you slice it).  Until you get to the third definition.  Here, there is some wiggle room.  Are Christians different from the population? Yes, they seperate themselves by their religious convictions. Are they often subjected to differential treatment?  That's the tricky part. The nuances of the words leave room for personal interpretation (is anybody shocked that Christianity will take a word, a verse, or an idea and bend it to fit their agenda?). And by taking that interpretation out one more step,  Caucasians are also a minority!    Lets move on, take a look and consider persecution. 

    Definition of persecute 
    
    1  a: to harass or punish in a manner designed to injure, grieve , or afflict; specifically : to cause to suffer because of belief.

    2  : to annoy with persistent or urgent approaches (as attacks, pleas, or importunities) : pester

  Another tricky definition.  The way I read the definition it seems to work for their argument.  But can you see how the war on terror could be easily construed as persecution of radical militant Islam?  And yet red blooded Christian Americans would see this as doing gods work.  In the case of the second definition I feel as if I am constantly being persecuted by, and persecuting my 12 year old son.  Circle gets the square?  I don't know, but it does appear that Christianity (even it's most moderate of practices) could be defined as being persecuted as well as doing some persecuting of its own.  I'd personally like to think that the idea of religious persecution hasn't been watered down so thin as to equate requests for human beings to act reasonably in regards to fellow human beings to the atrocities for instance; committed during the Spanish Inquisition. 


Can we take a look at how Christians should biblically embrace persecution?  I'd sure like to.

2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all those that would live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

 If you're not being persecuted, your doing it wrong according to the Christian handbook. Wanna see some more?  Me too! 


   Matthew 5:10-12   10 "Happy are those who have been persecuted for the sake of rightcheousness' sake, since the kingdom of the heavens belongs to them.  11 "Happy are you when people reproach you and lyingly say every sort of wicked thing against you for my sake. 12 Rejoice and leap for joy, since your reward is great in the heavens; for in that way they persecuted the prophets prior to you.  
  
  Isn't being a martyr fun!!!  


  I've only pulled two out but it's in the bible so it's gotta be true, right Christians?  Now, please stop your bitching and whining.  This is your lot in life while you enslave yourselves to superstitious mumbo jumbo.  I realize these are New testament verses, and that the fire and brimstone mother fuckers still want to go all old testament on everybody. But those fundies are a whole different breed.  


  This goes out to the Fox news watching moderates who get seriously butt hurt when somebody tells them that it's not okay to have a prayer banner in a high school, or that homosexuality does not destroy family values, (and gay marriage doesn't lead to dog fucking) that science cures and educates,  while prayer fails time and time again.  To the adults of average intelligence who stopped believing in Santa Clause, but still deeply believe that an invisible all powerful entity is responsible for all of their success, and that they are only being tested by this entities plan with their personal failures and tragedies.  Accept the choices you've made by abandoning rational thought or take responsibility for yourself.  How does the saying go?  Jesus may forgive you, but the rest of us think you're an asshole.


  While Christianity constantly tries to circumvent the rights provided ALL citizens of this country Constitutionally, to impose its certain brand of bigotry on 1/5 of the the total population all the while screaming about some perceived injustice because somebody stood up and said "No, that's not right." or because of being called out on blatant bullshit.  All I want is to be left to live happily, morally, and with dignity.  Without having any religion foisted upon me.  I say stay sedated,  warm and blissful in your ignorance if it suits you.  I won't deny you your shackles.  But I will not stand by and watch you attempt to shackle the rest of us.  The rumble of discontent gets louder and louder with every generation.